Paddock Fish Bar, Church Street, Paddock

Opening Times:  11.30am – 9pm                Mon to Sat         1pm – 6pm Sun

Price:  Small £2.60            Med £3.70           Large £4.30(we like this )

Person Who Served me:  Inam(was this a typo lucy)

Size of Fish:  Small 7 inch               Med: 9 inch        Large: 11 ½ inches     - Lovely batter, crispy and always fresh.(did u try all three ya fat knacker)

Chips:  Lovely chunky chips – Nicely cooked with a mush texture, not hard or overdone.  You get loads too!

Bits:  Asked if I wanted Bits (but I didn’t)(u knob ed)

Freshness:  Very Fresh, sometimes its cooked while you are there (only a few minutes wait)

Drinks:  All top Brands including Barr and Ben shaws (had myself a big 2L bottle of dandelion and burdock for 99p)

Perks:   1. They have tons of offers on, this week you can get 3 or more medium Fish and Chips       for          £3 each!  And meal deals(We like a deal)

2. They deliver! They have a Toyota Aygo all kitted out with Paddock Fish Bar Logos!  You can get the best fish and chips no matter where you live!(Hot digity damb)

Overall Summary:  Brilliant Chippy, could not ask for anything else!!(I diagree with this one Lucy as i drive past this everyday on my way home from work and it looks like the biggest piece of shit going hence why i have avoided this chippy like the plague,due to the fact it's always full off "sub- human scum" kicking about outside due to the what can only be described as a chav market stall outlet shop next to it.However with the perk of delivery i may try this. Simply having the delight of fish n chips without having to get my frown and shit stopper trackie bottoms on just purchase my favorite friday fix would be brilliant.

Chippy Rating sent by Lucy Steel.

Junction Fisheries,Scar Lane, Golcar, Huddersfield

Opening times-Open Tue 4:30pm-8:30pm; Wed 4:30pm-6pm; Thu 4pm-10pm; Fri 11:30am-1pm, 4:30pm-10pm; Sat 11:30am-1pm

Person who served me-looked like jane?

Price- £3.80

Size of Fish-Decent size around 12 inch 3 inch gurth, nice and white with very nice batter and seemed clean(ish)

Chips-Nice  & chunky not too greasey and just the right amount.

Freashness-This is a busy chippy and we went at peak time with a constant flow of fish been pulled from the depth's so no waiting.

Drinks-All you could want big bottles,small bottles & cans of Benshaws d&b and cream soda

Any Quirky perks-You could order scampi,chicken nuggets & even had a nice decor of motorbike pictures(if thats your thing)

Summary

BOB ON...This chippy is only the second one we have rated but WOWZA i think it could be a contender, the decor,service and most of all the snap was unreal.With a drinks selection a conuseur of fizzy pop would be happy with as well as a decent price.The only problem we found with this was the lack of parking spaces which ment we had to park on double yellow's. This chippy tea also turned Loretta into a fish n chip monster gobbling down the lot in under five minutes flat with the manners of a cave woman.

I rate this a low 9

Hallowgate Fisheries, Holmfirth

Place – Hollowgate Fisheries, Holmfirth

Opening Times – Mon – Thurs 1130 – 2100 Fri & Sat 1130 – 2200 Sunday 1130 – 2100(skills on the opening times here)

Person who served me – she looked like a Rachel

Price – Fish & Chips £4.55 large peas £1.20 & large gravy £1.20(this is pricey this like)

Size of Fish – Big(around 10 inch with a 3 inch gurth)

Chips – lovely; some big & fat others short & crispy

Freshness – very; had to wait for them to come out of the fryer(this is ok but any longer than 6mins and it looses half a mark)

Drinks – usual ben shaws selection, fruit shoots, coke etc.

Any Quirky Perks – they also do a kids meal in a box with a TOY! Just started doing cheesy chips for £1.20

Summary

Second best chippy in the area; great size portions to fill me up. Mushy peas were slightly bland which would be my only downfall so chuffed I also had gravy which was extra nice & compensated for the poor peas!! And it all went down perfectly with a cold can of dandelion & burdock J

I score this a reasonable 8(This is a high rating i may have to try this)

CHIPPY RATED BY Murtz

"Inghams Plaice"-Leeds Road, Huddersfield

Opening Times-Mon-Friday-11:00-14:00, Thursday/Friday-16:00-18:15, Saturday-11:30-13:30

Pesron who served me-Debbie

Price-£3.70

Size of fish-Small & thin

Chips-Very Greasy & soft mush(no scrppy ones)

Bits-see review( i wasn't even asked)

Freshness-Seemed quite dry at least 20 mins old.

Drinks-the usual big brands and buddies pop, no large bottle or Ben Shaws(disapointing)

Any Quirky Perks- Lots of deals on and if you have buy a fish butty you get a few chips thrown in(to hide the size of the fish)

Summary

This chippy's fish was small and thin and i think they knew this therefore gave me more chips than even an elephant could handle. Debby was plesant enough however a collegue of mine asked for bit's on her chip butty and didn't recieve them. It is very welcoming with a "hi" and a "have a nice weekend" on entrance and exit. The "plaice" even has an area where you can eat your purchase, with a parking bay  it's most definatly a passing chippy not one i would go out of my way to due to the fish size, greasy chips, no Ben Shaws & missing bits.

I score this at a low 5.